1- some times it’s sad to lookup
2- if you don’t have anything nice to say
3- if your coffee order is more than four words
4- its a beautiful day
5- working out is a great way
6- there’s a fine line between
7- true love
8- I’m sorry I didn’t text you back
9- I’m a great friend
10- what an unbelievably stupid world we live in
11- all i want to do is sleep and pet dogs
12- nothing feels better
13- don’t hate someone
14- first thing I do
15- the only way to save the planet
16- life is stupid and hard
17- I don’t smile in pictures
18- if you honk at me as soon as the light turns green
19- fuck winter
20- my five years plan is to sleep
21- a good place to put inspirational quotes
22- getting out of bed
23- all public bathrooms should be legally required to play loud music
24- I’m not emotionally equipped to deal
25- I don’t care what religion anyone is as long
26- when a dog lays
27- I hope the football team you like does whatever
28- if you keep following your dreams
29- a lot of quotes that people think are deep
30- a fun thing to do in the morning
31- before you judge me try walking a mile in my shoes
32- the best part of being is that the only person
33- I may be an asshole but at least I know the difference
34- the good thing about never going out
35- please stop sending me friend requests
36- glad you’re not here
37- eat like no one is going to see you naked
38- nobody gives a shit what you eat for lunch
39- I hate being awake
40- don’t cry because it’s over
41- life is stupid
42- if the comment you want to write on an Instagram post is more than 15
43- I spend most of my day
44- everyone is entitled
