The Right Rabbit Vibrator For the Year of the Rabbit: How to Choose That You Like

So, let’s think about gifts for an older target audience. Yes, we are talking about toys for adults. Immoral? Not.

When they talk about someone like a rabbit, they do not mean the gait and the manner, say, moving the ears. So don’t roll your eyes. Someone after reading this text will have to go through all five stages of acceptance of the inevitable.

We’ve already found out why giving a live rabbit for New Year’s is a bad idea for everyone, including the rabbit itself. So we chose the most plush animal for children without batteries and other parts that can be bitten off and swallowed. And there are more interesting options for older girls.

So, the rabbit vibrator. It was invented in the nineties and since then it has confidently held the position of perhaps the most advanced technical solution in the field under discussion. This vibrator has a deep part (larger) and a process for external stimulation (less).

With a sufficiently developed imagination, you can see that the appendage is the “ear”. Well, one “ear”. Yes, there seems to be a similarity, but adult life is varied, and rabbit vibrators are a little similar to living ones.

Why is this necessary? People who have a clitoris and a vagina usually need stimulation of both to reach orgasm. A properly selected rabbit vibrator reaches everywhere. Except for the brain – it is for this reason that it cannot replace a relationship with a whole living man. On the other hand, a silicone rabbit with an “ear” is better than a toxic relationship with unclear motivation on the part of the partner, but this is a topic for a separate conversation.

How much does it cost? On average, from $50 to $150. If you need a rabbit vibrator for pleasure, and not just to laugh during the unpacking process, it makes no sense to even consider copies cheaper than $50.
How to buy it correctly?

Ideally, go to any sex shop and ask a consultant to show, turn on, and give comments. After which you can say “thank you” and “I’ll think about it” – this, unlike real sex, will not hurt anyone’s feelings. After you have decided, you can order in some online store, where the price is lower and nice promotional codes can be provided.

All reprehensible sellers send this type of purchase to the drop-off point or home in a dense opaque package – so that on the way the box is not accidentally examined by a minor, no one needs extra problems these days.

How to Choose a Rabbit Vibrator

Let’s take the first point – the manufacturer. Don’t mess with no names. Expressive brands of adult toys include, in particular: Womanizer (Germany); Fun Factory (Germany); Svakom (USA); Lelo (Sweden); We-VIbe (Canada); Satisfyer (Germany); GVibe (UK). Assess the quality of assembly: nothing should rattle, dangle, or smell unpleasant.

It is best to choose a device with a working part made of medical silicone: it is non-porous, easy to clean, and long-lasting. It is better not to contact rubber, latex, jelly (polyvinyl chloride), and plastic – they can cause an allergic reaction in places where it will definitely not please you.

Size matters. But do not think that the more, the better. This principle generally does not work very often. Therefore, we postpone the fat, long and maximally horned one for the year of the Dragon. 15 centimeters of length in the main part is quite enough for novice users.

Ideally, there should be a motor with independent control in both parts of the device. So that you can turn off one at will or adjust the intensity of work for each one separately. This, of course, will increase the price of the device, but the functionality will increase.

Pay attention to power. Top bunnies usually run on an internal battery. The chargers for them are usually non-standard, so it is better not to lose the cord that comes in the kit. It is also better to specify the time of full charging and operation in advance, so as not to be surprised why the device has to be kept on the outlet all night, and after that, it does not work for more than an hour.

Well, it is necessary to understand that the lifespan of the rabbit vibrator depends on the durability of the battery.

In addition, a good device does not have to be black but must be water-colored. In the sense of waterproof. Even if you are not going to dive with your new friend, you will still have to wash it. Let him be fully and completely ready for this.

And last but not least, you need to decide on advanced functions. Everything that is best at once in “rabbits”, as in people, is extremely rare.

More precisely, never. So you will have to decide on priorities in advance. Advanced functions include heating (up to 38 degrees maximum), electrical stimulation (for amateurs, but completely safe for life – unless, of course, you have a pacemaker installed), rotation (usually installed on the submersible part), remote operation via the application in a smartphone (a useful option for those who practice long-distance relationships).

And let’s note separately the blocking of buttons. If you dropped the bunny vibrator on the floor or packed it in a well-stuffed suitcase, you probably don’t want the device to immediately tell everyone around that it doesn’t like something. Therefore, it is not recommended to put adult toys in the luggage during air travel: the checked suitcase is opened almost with the police and dogs.

And now the sad truth. Even the fanciest and most expensive “rabbit vibrator” may simply not suit you. Everyone’s anatomy is different. And the distance between the clitoris and the vagina too. There is only one way out here – a tailor’s centimeter tape. In this sense, a “rabbit” is no different from a shoe insole.